just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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