After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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