Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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