whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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