Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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