I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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