You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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