Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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