So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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