Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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