their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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