Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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