so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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