Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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