yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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