You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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