it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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