At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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