escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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