She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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