then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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