I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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