I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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