Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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