There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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