If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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