is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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