i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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