I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm both gender and math confused
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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