So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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