It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he thought i was a dude.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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