would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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