I'm really into asian looking animals
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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