The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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