Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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