I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
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did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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