Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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