Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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