THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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