Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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