OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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