Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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