love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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