so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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