The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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