id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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