Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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