i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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