The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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