But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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